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“You’re not crazy, you’re going sane in a crazy world!”

“Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.” ~Douglas Adams, So Long, and Thanks for the Fish

I used to be sane, but I got better.

I have a grip on reality–just not this particular one.

We’re all in this alone.

Think you’re confused? Wait until I explain it.

Mad: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

Some mornings it’s just not worth gnawing through the straps.

I made a mental note and now I can’t remember where I put it!

I think, therefore I am dangerous.

“I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.”

Sometimes the facts fail to correspond to known reality.

He can’t be insane, I’ve never seen him at the meetings…

I came, I saw, I had no idea what was going on, I left.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Don’t let your mind wander, it’s too little to be let out by itself.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

I met some crazy people. They made me their leader…

I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.

Didn’t I meet you in some other hallucination??.

Never question authority. It doesn’t know either.

Some of my best personalities are crazy!

El toro loco: the crazy lawnmower.

Today has been one hell of a week.

One man’s insanity is another man’s vision.

I live in a world of my own, but you’re welcome to visit.

Fun is taking you to the edge of insanity, then pushing.

Being normal isn’t one of my strengths

My next nervous breakdown is dedicated to you.

Life is a Highway …..and I feel like Roadkill!

The irony of life is that no one gets out alive…

5 out of 4 people are schizophrenic

I think. I think I am. Therefore I am… I think.

I feel happy! I feel happy! I feel ha..

I’m not afraid of death! What’s it going to do? Kill me?

Quick, pick a color from 1 to 10.

“Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana…. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can’t remember what they are.”

“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.” -Shirley Temple

“Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.” -Joey Bishop

Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now, blue-green meat, that’s REALLY BAD for you.

You spend your whole life believing that you’re on the right track, only to discover that you’re on the wrong train.

“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.” -Lily Tomlin

“Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.”

“On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.”
-Bruce Willis (On the difference between men and women)

“There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane. Either you have diarrhea, or you’re eager to meet people who do.”

“The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.”

“I know Kung Fu, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words.”

“Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.”

“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.” -Maryon Pearson

“I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.” -Marie Corelli

“You been drinking the cough syrup again?” -Michael Cohen (The Forbidden Game Trilogy by L.J. Smith)

“Wasn’t it Satre who said hell was eternity spent in a room with your friends?” -Michael Cohen

“This isn’t much of a game. No reset. It’s win, lose, or die,” -Michael Cohen

“Reality, has teeth and claws. And sicne that’s true, wouldn’t you rather be one of the hunters than one of the hunted?” -Julian (Forbidden Game Trilogy)

“You and your damned, damned fruitcakes!!” -Jenny Thorton (Forbidden game Trilogy)

“Dagaz.” Rune of change. “Thurisaz.” The horn.”Gebo.” For Sacrifice.”Isa.” Primal ice. “Kenzaz.” Primal Fire.”Raidho.” Traveling. “Uruz.” For piercing the veil between worlds. -Jenny Thorton (FGT)

“Nothing really dies as long as it’s not forgotten.” -Julian (FGT)

“How many times must I say it? You are my familiar, not the head of my guild! You are bound to my service and you will do as I say.” -Morgana Shee

“Fight them with what?! Jujitsu? Tae Kwon Do? The force?” -Janie Hodges-Bradley

“What do they do with the people who do run from them?”
“Run them till they drop. The stories don’t agree about what happens if they catch you. I only know that sorcerei get out of the way fast if they hear the Fava-Se-Ra. That’s the opening bars of the hunting call.” -Alys & Janie

Ever notice that ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision? -Marilyn Monroe

he broke my heart, so i broke his jaw

Mystify people with your intelligence, and if u cant do that, mystify them with your B.S.

Did it hurt when I fell from heaven? No, but it hurt when they clipped my wings for being the devil.

Ociffer, I swear to drunk Im not God!!!!!!

Ur jealous cause the voices are in my head

~*Everyone keeps telling me that the right guy will come along…I think mine got hit by a bus.*~

Shoot For The Moon
We say we love flowers..
yet we pluck them.
We say we love trees..
yet we cut them down.
And people still wonder why
some are afraid..
When told they are loved.  -Unknown

“No matter where you go, there you are.”

“Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.”

“We are what we pretend to be, but we better be very careful what we pretend.”

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore, And that’s what parents were created for.

Imagination is more important than intelligence.

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings.

It is just Me, or are Myself and I crazy too?

“Love is a temporary form of insanity”

Is that it, Dad? Did the penguin tell you to do it?” -Billy Madison

“To define your own value for your blog is to declare independence from parent companies like Google that thrive by assigning value as they see it.”

“Unless you try and do something beyond what you have mastered, you will never grow.” -C.R. Lawton

“Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.” -Carl Gustav Jung

“Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.” -Dr. Suess

“Love is a temporary form of insanity”

“One man’s insanity is another man’s vision.”

“Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambition. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.” -Mark Twain

“He who asks a question is a fool for a minute; he who does not remains a fool forever.” -Chinese Proverb

“Don’t worry about what people think about you–the chances are they seldom think about you at all.”

“Calm and happiness is not something that evolves or happens to you, it’s a practice. Whether it’s Yoga, or sex, or writing a blog post, or playing guitar.”

“There is a thin line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.” -Oscar Levant

“Most, if not all, problems brought to therapists are issues of love. It makes sense that the cure is also love.” -Thomas Moore

“Sometimes we reach the boiling point before we realize that the stove is on. Become aware of your feelings – keep your eye on the stove.” -Karen Dougherty

“Words are the physicians of a mind diseased.” -Aeschylus

“when you accept everything for what it is without labels you are outside of your ego.” – Eckhart Tolle, “A New Earth”

“Work as if you don’t need the money, love as if you’ve never been hurt, dance as if no one’s watching.”

“Life is a short, warm moment and death is a long cold rest. You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye: Eighty years, with luck, or even less.” -Pink Floyd

“It doesn’t matter how inspired your work is if you’re not healthy.”

“A guitar in my house, accessible, is a semi-automatic weapon against the blues.”

“Take it easy or take it hard but TAKE IT!” – Woody Guthrie

“There is a very fine line between ‘hobby’ and ‘mental illness’”

“You should not confuse your career with your life.”

“A closed mouth gathers no foot.”

“Never miss a good chance to shutup.”

“Up to a certain point every man is what he thinks he is.” – F. H. Bradley

“The important thing is not to stop questioning.” – Albert Einstein

“The best thing you can do behind a person’s back?… is give them a pat.”

“Failure is an event, never a person.” – William D. Brown

“The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune.” – Plutarch

“Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults.” – Benjamin Franklin

“I hate a song that makes you think that you are not any good. I hate a song that makes you think that you are just born to lose. Bound to lose. No good to nobody. No good for nothing. Because you are too old or too young or too fat or too slim too ugly or too this or too that.” – Woody Guthrie

“I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own.”
Coldplay (Viva la Vida)

Care deeply..give freely…think kindly…act gently and be at peace with the world.

Even if your blog does manage to bring you and other people a lot of money, ultimately it is only the standards that you set for yourself that should determine your success. – Michelle Stein, Blog Author of “It Might be Love”

“How to become a Greek scholar: Enroll in Greek 1. The same is true of learning blogging and the internet. No shortcut exists.”

“You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.” – Dale Carnegie

“We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.” – Spider Robinson

“Never be ashamed to make goals that are glaringly simple. You’ll be far better off than most who don’t set goals at all.”

“The greatest tragedy in life is not death; the greatest tragedy takes place when our talents and capabilities are underutilized and allowed to rust while we are living.”

“If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.”

“Our lives are co-authored in dialogue.”

“Joy is not in things; it is in us.” – Benjamin Franklin

“May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart!” – Eskimo proverb

“Quality questions create a quality life. Successful people ask better questions, and as a result, they get better answers.” – Anthony Robbins

“Learn how to find peace between the things that happen.” – Susan Riley